In Search of Corn Wankies


I REGRET NOTHING

All hail the Claudeesi

Nintendo Friend Code: 1032-1387-1283

I’m Claude, a 20something from Bearbrass Australia who swears and reblogs a lot of things o(≧∇≦o)

I enjoy walking at dusk, punk rock, roller derby, reading, crafting, gaming, animals and fandom.

I try to keep my fandom over on my sideblog: omegapackassemble.tumblr.com

One day I want to tie men up in rope and it will be beautiful.

I post about politics but I'm not going to "discuss" it here. Unfollows aren't taken personally. I also post about mental illness so yanno. You've been warned?

ヘ(>_<ヘ)

I track the tags cornwankies and rd for claude and I keep my inbox open because I like talking to people so tap that shit~

I use the following tags for saviour purposing: claude face(selfies), claude gets personal, depression post, rd for claude (redpandas), that’s what she said (ask replies) & claude gets crafty

Did I get enough kaomoji in? No? Well (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ Enjoy your stay, because what time is it?

‎|(• ◡ •)| ADVENTURE TIME (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

Where did the last piggy go?

ourvaluedcustomers:

Realizations…

ourvaluedcustomers:

Realizations…

Tagged: comicsrelationshipsthe internetit's trueOUQT

sassafraspect:

when you go to school wearing amazing clothes you just bought

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Tagged: OUQT

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Tagged: OUQT

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Tagged: omggggOUQT

Source: cubrone

Tagged: OUQT

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stephendann:

thefrogman:

Pandas Playing & being cute by Mark Dumont [tumblr | flickr]

[h/t: magicalnaturetour]

Hey Claude! (ping the fantastically fantastic cornwankies)

PANDAPANDAPANDA IT’S MEEEE!!!!

pandapandapanda

Tagged: IT'S MEEEEEErd for claudered panda

Source: magicalnaturetour

jariksolo:

I thought you were more than just a shield.
Let’s see.

Tagged: i was sitting there rly unimpressed like 'go on reply to him in french i know you can'and then he did and i was likeohidc that it's cliched it's AWESOME

Source: hiddlesy

hmasfatty:

SHIT JUST GOT REAL IN PUZZLE QUEST

Tagged: marvel puzzle questdevil dinosaur

schwarzbrot:

youth knows no pain


More of that embarassing AU
!

Tagged: all avengers all the time

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scorchedearthprotocols:

To celebrate the release of the Sex Criminals vol 1, we decided to commemorate it for you, deer internets. No horsing around!

scorchedearthprotocols:

To celebrate the release of the Sex Criminals vol 1, we decided to commemorate it for you, deer internets. No horsing around!

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Tagged: jennifer lawrence

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evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

Source: calibornsbottomwhore

elemeno-pee:

freewlfi:

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

i’d call this bullshit but then i remember my aunt went to a private boarding school and my grandpa picked her up in a helicopter every friday so she could go home for the weekends

Clearly I went to one of the shittier private schools

Source: bangarz

najalater:

chameleonlurks:

Oooh, Witchy!

it’s in my head, and i can’t get it out, so I’m sharing.
thank me later :D

so, that bert & ernie bit where they go fishing …
i keep imagining people going ‘here witchy witchy witchy!’ and having bazstan appear in their lap :D

That was my favourite part of Sesame Street as a kid.

Everyone’s whispering Hail Hydra at me lately and I’m like WWWWWWWWITCHY

Now now ladies, no need to be a weotch~

Source: backdoorbarney

talesofthestarshipregeneration:

strangeasanjles:

allahyil3analsohyouniyeh:

priceofliberty:

thefreelioness:

The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

via Vice:

And just how did they think this was going to play out/

my thoughts EXACTLY

Source: thefreelioness