In Search of Corn Wankies


I REGRET NOTHING

All hail the Claudeesi

Nintendo Friend Code: 1032-1387-1283

I’m Claude, a 20something from Bearbrass Australia who swears and reblogs a lot of things o(≧∇≦o)

I enjoy walking at dusk, punk rock, roller derby, reading, crafting, gaming, animals and fandom.

I try to keep my fandom over on my sideblog: omegapackassemble.tumblr.com

One day I want to tie men up in rope and it will be beautiful.

I post about politics but I'm not going to "discuss" it here. Unfollows aren't taken personally. I also post about mental illness so yanno. You've been warned?

ヘ(>_<ヘ)

I track the tags cornwankies and rd for claude and I keep my inbox open because I like talking to people so tap that shit~

I use the following tags for saviour purposing: claude face(selfies), claude gets personal, depression post, rd for claude (redpandas), that’s what she said (ask replies) & claude gets crafty

Did I get enough kaomoji in? No? Well (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ Enjoy your stay, because what time is it?

‎|(• ◡ •)| ADVENTURE TIME (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

Where did the last piggy go?

holmesbody:

cyanine:

My sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance

cornwankies

Yes. this is exactly that

Source: cyanine

erinkyan:

TUMBLR
THERE IS A MOBILITY SCOOTER DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE A HARLEY
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

erinkyan:

TUMBLR

THERE IS A MOBILITY SCOOTER DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE A HARLEY

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

Tagged: cripple life

obvioususername:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this

LOOK GUYS HER COMIC HAS 1000+ NOTES :D ITS SO GOOD.

Source: tooquirkytolose

Tagged: sebastian stan you light up my life like nobody else

Source: prettyprettyday

ofools:

trying to be a good father and get your kids nice things but your tentacles keep getting stuck to things and you can barely walk around and there’s a sushi chef chasing after you

~just regular dad things~

Source: ofools

Source: sractheninja

OMG WOOOOOOOW

OMG WOOOOOOOW

Tagged: narcissism

Source: puke-ahontas

Source: monikanarnia

cakeandrevolution:

cakeandrevolution:

If you’re not upset about Katniss, Tonto, or Khan being played by white people, but you are upset about Annie being played by a black girl, you’re probably racist.

And by probably I mean definitely.

Source: cakeandrevolution

bazstanaganza:

the first annual bazstanaganza is drawing to a close! thank you to all our attendees!! it’s been a blast.

bazstanaganza:

the first annual bazstanaganza is drawing to a close! thank you to all our attendees!! it’s been a blast.

Source: bazstanaganza

They’ve declared war on tumblr and I fucking hope tumblr wins.
— Coco on the Game of Thrones showrunners decision to change consensual sex scenes into rape. (via gothipslikecinderella)

Source: gothipslikecinderella

imaginebucky:

imagine bucky and steve taking shots of like 100 proof vodka and trying to get DRUNK and steve is totally unaffected but after the 20th shot or something bucky is drunk as fuck and he looks at steve really seriously (while swaying slightly in his chair) and steve is kind of nervous because bucky hasn’t looked at him this intently since before the war when steve came home with two broken ribs and bucky just stared at him for five minutes before giving him the longest lecture of his entire life so yeah steve is kinda nervous. finally bucky rubs his hand over his face, sighs and says, “steve, i fucking hate it when you wear khakis” and steve laughs so hard he can’t breathe

Tagged: steve and bucky

Source: imaginebucky

poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

image

that gif is perfectly looped wtf

Source: officialfrenchtoast

thewayfindsyou:

memoryrecovery:

It's not too late to get out.




we know, Steve. We know.

HAPPY BAZSTANAGANZA

thewayfindsyou:

memoryrecovery:

It's not too late to get out.
we know, Steve. We know.

HAPPY BAZSTANAGANZA

Tagged: steve and buckyall the feels all the time

Source: memoryrecovery

idolsarehereforme:

george martin’s rules

idolsarehereforme:

george martin’s rules

Source: idolsarehereforme