In Search of Corn Wankies

May 21

invisiblelad:

ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ i want this game to come out now please 

I have to admit this is looking better all the time

May 21
purpleducknipples:

bunnydeerest:

I cannot stop laughing at this image

this guy is so freaking ugly why do people like him

purpleducknipples:

bunnydeerest:

I cannot stop laughing at this image

this guy is so freaking ugly why do people like him

May 19

Hyperbole and a Half: Depression Part Two →

theladyunicorn:

what-fresh-hell-can-this-be:

“But my experiences slowly flattened and blended together until it became obvious that there’s a huge difference between not giving a fuck and not being able to give a fuck. Cognitively, you might know that different things are happening to you, but they don’t feel very different…”

Seriously I read this and went - that is exactly how I was like (hell still am at times)

May 19
closetwhatcloset:

Tony on gender theory or something (marvel adventures)

closetwhatcloset:

Tony on gender theory or something (marvel adventures)

May 19
faketransgirl:

thanisconstellation:

always reblog. ALWAYS

did this really happen
i found this image too

and like
*o*

faketransgirl:

thanisconstellation:

always reblog. ALWAYS

did this really happen

i found this image too

and like

*o*

May 19
tiger-tranqs:

relevant haha

tiger-tranqs:

relevant haha

May 19

dorites:

delistylehardcore:

slay-z:

yes, i am dead-ass serious when i say protect Lil B at all costs

i have a considerable amount of respect (or maybe just affection) for a demi-celebrity who makes a career out of normally big bad edgy hammy hip-hop music and then bases their persona around being a totally uncool totally un-badass lovable goodhearted sweetie

when times are tough, at least i know lil b is there

May 19
May 19

hmasfatty:

FRECKLES

May 19
sexuallyintimidatingsaxnoises:

Snoop fort.
May 19
  • Interviewer: One of the criticisms of Breaking Bad that keeps coming up is over the female characters. Skyler White is seen by some as this henpecking woman who stands in the way of all of Walt’s fun.
  • Vince Gilligan: Man, I don’t see it that way at all. We’ve been at events and had all our actors up onstage, and people ask Anna Gunn, “Why is your character such a bitch?” And with the risk of painting with too broad a brush, I think the people who have these issues with the wives being too bitchy on Breaking Bad are misogynists, plain and simple. I like Skyler a little less now that she’s succumbed to Walt’s machinations, but in the early days she was the voice of morality on the show. She was the one telling him, “You can’t cook crystal meth.” She’s got a tough job being married to this asshole. And this, by the way, is why I should avoid the Internet at all costs. People are griping about Skyler White being too much of a killjoy to her meth-cooking, murdering husband? She’s telling him not to be a murderer and a guy who cooks drugs for kids. How could you have a problem with that?
May 18
fluffbutts:

To help your bunny lose weight it is best to encourage them to take up a new hobby. Mine are supporting each other in this trying time by lifting weights together.
Dusty has lost 0.2kg within 2 months of using this weight loss measure! She’s now a nice, trim 1.4kg!
Hopscotch has bulked up his muscles nicely, developing strong leg muscles so he can jump onto beds!
Results guaranteed!!!!
Order your bunny exercise weights today!!!!

fluffbutts:

To help your bunny lose weight it is best to encourage them to take up a new hobby. Mine are supporting each other in this trying time by lifting weights together.

Dusty has lost 0.2kg within 2 months of using this weight loss measure! She’s now a nice, trim 1.4kg!

Hopscotch has bulked up his muscles nicely, developing strong leg muscles so he can jump onto beds!

Results guaranteed!!!!

Order your bunny exercise weights today!!!!

May 18

thisgingerisback:

my book should be called “How To Accidentally Become Internet Famous: A Tragedy”

May 18
  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*
May 18

notsiskysbusiness:

notsiskysbusiness:

dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button

to turn it on

you need the power button to turn the computer on